May 2012
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask...
– Carl Sagan
Absolutely. This.
(via creatingaquietmind)
Ahh Night :)
Gonna watch Girls and then pass out
uglybl0gger:
those days where you feel like you are just too hot to handle
Reblog if you're a cat.
Growing up you have this view of mermaids
heyfunniest:
and then you watch Goblet of Fire
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jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
Me: take homework out of bag
Me: puts name on paper
Me: takes break until about midnight
Baby Steps.
Every time my mother nags at me,
sodamnrelatable:
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
via sodamnrelatable
“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time
fuckzach:
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
blainiacs:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101